Author needs Wordpress Theme for Home Page

I POSTED one $250 contest, in 2 categories, this is not a $500 contest. MY MISTAKE. First timer at this. I only Need ONE WORDPRESS THEME, not two different contests. SO... My name is Devin Hansen. I'm the author of two novels, with a small following of beer-swilling, sex-crazed fans. I just launched my site http://www.inhumanimal.com to have a permanent place for readers to visit. They need a grungy site to make them feel at home.

Inhumanimal.com Author Devin Hansen

Tagline:
Part truth. Part fiction. Its hard differentiating dreams from drunkeness.

Desired Color Scheme:
Grey, tan, black, blue, red, green, whatever.

Desired Style:
Grungy, retro, drunk, tavern-esque.

Accepted File Formats:
wordpress theme

I POSTED one $250 contest, in 2 categories, this is not a $500 contest. MY MISTAKE. First timer at this. I only Need ONE WORDPRESS THEME, not two different contests. SO...GRAND PRIZE IS ONLY $250! NOTE: Grand prize is only $250!!!! THanks. :)

My name is Devin Hansen. I'm the author of two novels, with a small following of beer-swilling, sex-crazed fans. I just launched my site http://www.inhumanimal.com to have a permanent place for readers to visit. They need a grungy site to make them feel at home.

I need a Wordpress Theme for my blog.

I like the layout I have now, in terms of functionality. Plenty of space for adding pages, Recent posts at the top, widget ready. I need to have the translation widget on their, as well as my Beer/paypal widget. I will be adding lots of pages for SEO reasons as time goes on, so be sure there is plenty of room for up to 25 page links.

I really liked some of the designs for the Grindhouse contest here. But, I'm looking for like a three-color site. Dirty. Silhouettes of drinkers hunched over a bar, or stains on the corners. Something that makes a person feel dirty. Like they're ready to go home with the first c-nt that talks to them. Something that looks like the floor of a Filipino brothel at dawn.

Again, it should be a wordpress theme widget-ready.

You can email me with more questions. Read one or two of my blogs and you'll see my style. Also, check out my myspace page if you want.

I'm a drinker. A family man. I have my dog's skull on my computer for inspiration. I write about death, drinking and dissent.

For style, I prefer black type on grey, or white type on black. Basically, anything that is very very very easy on the eyes and easy to read.

I liked this one: http://www.sitepoint.com/marketplac…ntry109944 But, I don't want it like that. This is just to give you a vague idea. I want something completely and utterly unique.

Check out my current sites...
http://www.myspace.com/inhumanimal
http://www.inhumanimal.com

Cheers,
devin hansen

This contest was originally listed in multiple categories:
- Web Page Design (Coded)
- Other Design Tasks