EdwardssonWhatsits ran a t-shirt contest and chose a winning design they loved.
Ironic. This is a parody of the book.
Cartoon and caption.
Cartoon of Abraham Lincoln performing a "Big Air" jump on beach cruiser bicycle or MTB. Abe's facial expression can be deadpan serious or hotdogging showoff, use your artistic judgement. Likewise the stovepipe hat, draw it or not as you see fit. Look at the attached file, g4116.jpg for a starting point.
Caption should be underneath, two lines in the same typefaces as the book titled "Abraham lincoln vampire hunter", but shall instead read "Abraham Lincoln Fat Tire Jumper", ie:
1st line Abraham Lincoln in italic cursive script
2nd line FAT TIRE JUMPER in tall, narrow serif type