ONCE IN A LIFETIME DESIGN OPPORTUNITY!! "STUMP GRINDERS" Liquor Drinking Services Club

When it's almost all, Who you gonna call?

Food & Drink

Looking for a classy at first glance approach but when you look closer the logo should be full of classless nonsense. What is Stump Grinders? We have a team of drinkers willing to finish all of the bar's lowest quantity liquor bottles, no matter the type of spirit. We are "Specialists in Spirits inventory control". We also provide a service level of entertainment unavailable for purchase anywhere else. :-) Stump Grinders are "On-Call until Last Call!" This is a just-for-fun club that will be selling apparel and geared towards friends' nights out and bachelor parties with the sole goal of finishing off as many bottles of liquor as possible. A low bottle is called a stump and it's your job to grind it. Future opportunities include an Untapped style app with advertising opportunities for liquor brands. Apparel ideas are to have a screen printed, dry erase sleeve for score keeping and possibly a spot on the other sleeve to write your specialties on. All options on the table, this is a completely for fun, out of the box idea. If no profits are made, the founders will still be out to make a statement when visiting bars with full branding and creating a social following. Business cards would have graduated measurements on the back to distinguish a "Stump", typically 2 fingers full or less. Funny statements at each line needed and the slogan, "When It's Almost All, Who Ya Gonna Call?" Other funny tag lines: "We want your bottoms" "We knock the bottom out" "We'll knock your bottoms out" "They Left It, We Kick It" P.S. A team of 5 finished 17 near-empty bottles (AKA "Stumps") in 1 night as we developed the idea. LOL ;-)